Do
you remember when you were a kid and you spent your summer days
riding your bike around the neighbourhood? When I was a kid, Evel
Knievel was king. It seemed that the sole reason that ABC’s Wide
World of Sports was produced, besides showing the Harlem Globetrotters
and Muhamed Ali’s fights, was so that the world could see Evel’s
next jump. Who can forget the spectacle of Evel launching his
Harley
over
a new record number of buses, or his attempted crossing of the
Snake River canyon with a rocket strapped to his ass. Of course
these feats were inevitably capped off with images of Evel cartwheeling
down the runout at 60mph, looking like a ragdoll. There was always
a follow-up interview the next week from his hospital bed. "Kids,
don’t try this at home". What were people thinking…of course we
were going to try this at home.
We
would find a piece of plywood or scrap of 2x6 board and look for
something to prop one end of it up with. A brick, a stack of 2x4s
that would topple when you hit the ramp, until you scrounged up
some nails to join them together. The ramps got progressively
higher, the speeds got progressively faster, the crashes got progressively
bigger, all in the search for the longest distance. This whole
process was undertaken without any protective equipment whatsoever,
it wasn’t even an issue. Besides, if somebody showed up for these
jump sessions with say a hockey helmet or something, they would
have been ridiculed mercilessly, it just wasn’t cool. We never
wore helmets, it wasn’t even something that we, or our parents
for that matter, considered.
It
was a time when cars didn’t have airbags and seatbelts were stuffed
down into the crack between the
seat
and the seat back. Now protection is everywhere, from the anti-theft
device for your car, to the CO detector for your house, to the
coin-op dispensers in public washrooms. Well, times sure have
changed.
For
mountain bikers it seems that protection has become cool. Maybe
it’s
the moto influence…full finger gloves, body armour, full face
helmets. These things used to be seen only on pro downhillers,
now they are de-riguer for the local riders of hardcore technical
trails. I find myself fighting the urge to
buy a new Giro Switchblade, one sweet looking helmet, offering
extra facial protection. It seems everybody riding the Shore is
wearing Roach body armour, purpose built by a local company for
local riding conditions. While they are well made and super-functional,
I prefer the lo-cost, Value Village style of my soccer shinpads
used in conjunction with hard shell rollerblade knee pads. Much
dorkier looking, sure, yet just as effective. All this equipment
so that we can ride our bicycles on elevated obstacles made out
of scrap 2x6 boards and windfall from the forest floor. Hmmm.